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now ain't this the truth-lol
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Subject: Labour inspection in Newfoundland SMILE . . . . NOT TOO MANY OF US OUT HERE APPRECIATE THE REALITY OF NEWFOUNDLAND LIFE! The Canada Department of Employment believed a boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his help. An agent was sent to the fishing village of Burin to investi...
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He had it all!!
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I talked to a to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way. He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-...
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logical maybe
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Irish DivorceThe mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law, Paddy, in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase."What happened, Paddy?" she asks anxiously."What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an e-mail to my wife telling her I was coming home today...
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A stupid can of peaches
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A woman "in her senior years" was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away. She complained and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process. When she appeared...
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i had to-it seemed quite here- lol
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EVERY DAY IS A GIFT..THAT IS WHY IT'S CALLED THE PRESENT One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to inve...
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the ex wife
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Subject: Fwd: The ex-wife Bob finally decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff for fun. His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally spoke,"Honey, I've just been thi...
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2 out of 3 ain't bad
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Smoking, Drinking & Sex God visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and sex if she wants to get into heaven. The woman said she would try her best. God visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on. "Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and dri...
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a truism--sort of
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Subject: FW: 50 Shades of Grey for Seniors Back and forth . . . . Back and forth . . . . In and out . . . . In and out . . . . A little to the right . . . . A little to the left . . . . She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .. Between her breasts . . . . And, trickling dow...
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Sundays
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I Think the clutch has gone in my butt, Cause I can"t seem to get my Ass in gear today
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the"green thing"
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Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much older lady that she should bring her own grocery bags, because plastic bags are not good for the environment. The woman apologized to the young girl and explained, "We didn't have this 'green thing' back in my earlier days." Th...
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for the golfers
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Subject: Father Norton...... Father Norton Father Norton woke up Sunday morningand realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him to say Mass for him th...
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Brilliant kijiji ad
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So, saw this ad on kijiji selling an IKEA dresser. I didn't post link as not sure how long it will stay on. 5 Drawer dresser for sale! Ikea dresser measuring 48"H, x 19"W x 31"L It's in flawless condition, much like its owner. And much like its owner, it has several places to stick things in. I used it for...
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Kijiji keeps on providing entertainment 😖
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So I have posted an ad for a 1/2 pint truck for sale for my old neighbour. This is an actual reply I received from someone. Hi There l would love to buy your Dakota but l have very little money l need a little truck because l am a very little person l have no job at this time infact have not had a job in long time but...
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View on empty stomach.😂
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you gotta like this one
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After you read this, sit back and try to visualize this picture... My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to varnish the wooden seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned. She cam...
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Stolen from another site
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you don't have to a golfer to get this one-lol
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Subject: Fw: golf joke I've not heard before A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was pl...
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President Hillary Clinton…Sir, See You Tomorrow
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"See You Tomorrow" One sunny day in late January of 2017, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard. "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton." "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not Pr...
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The Red Phone
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Kathleen Wynn, Donald Trump, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million do...
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Marketing 101
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Marketing One buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is: * You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing. * You're at a party wit...
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The back pew
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The pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a pay rise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded so would his pay. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another me...
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we all remember the time we found ours--LOL
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Nominated as the world's best short joke of the year. A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mum', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet,' she replied.
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atta boy
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Seniors On her first day at the senior complex, the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules: "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."...
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Carolina Reaper - Bong Hit...
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Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York
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Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to make a campaign appearance.After her talk, she offers the students question time.One little boy puts his hand up.Hillary Clinton asks him what his name is.“Kenneth.” “And what is your question, Kenneth?” “I have three questions. First, why di...
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be careful-you could be next
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lol
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BLIND GUY GOES INTO A DINER "I'm sorry, but I'm blind and I can't read the menu. So just bring me a dirty fork, I'll smell it, and order from there." The waiter picks up a greasy fork, and hands it to the blind guy. The blind guy puts the fork to his nose, breathes deep, and says, "Ah......
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Woo Hoo! Trump wins!
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Just thought I would start the part off early....
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Harley Davidson vs Women
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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.' Arthur thought about it f...
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i have always wondered just how much him and the milkman would of got-lol
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Subject: Fw: Fwd: The Postman's Package One Monday morning, a postman was walking through a neighborhood on his usual route delivering the mail. As he approached one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His curiosity was cut short by Craig, the homeowner, coming o...
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