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Kathleen Wynn, Donald Trump, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. 
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. 

Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil 
informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque.. 

Next Donald Trump calls the U.S. and talks for 30
minutes.

When he's finished the devil informs him that the cost is
6 million dollars, so Trump writes him a cheque. 

Finally Kathleen Wynn gets her turn and calls Ontario for 4 hours.
When she's finished, the devil informed her that there would be

no charge and feel free to call Ontario anytime. 

Putin and Trump go ballistic and ask the devil why Kathleen Wynn got to call 
Ontario free. The devil replied, "Since Kathleen Wynn became Premier of 
Ontario, the province has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

 


 

 


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Isn't that the truth. Good one.

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"Fatchuk" Rod-side member Board administration & clean up guy

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19 more months .. and we are rid of her.. Hang in there guys.. We will send her back to the farm with Orville and she can pack popcorn..smile furious



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Komoka On, Board recruiter, Good will embassador Rod-side Member

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admin wrote:

19 more months .. and we are rid of her.. Hang in there guys.. We will send her back to the farm with Orville and she can pack popcorn..smile furious


 But we will have to live with the damage she has done forever!!!



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South River ON Rod-side Member & House Mother, Custom Furniture Builder

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laughing cause its funny, but makes me cry because its true.



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