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Bob finally decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.
 
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff for fun.
 
His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
 
After a long period of silence she finally spoke,
"Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are
married maybe it's time you quit spending all your time
out here in the shop.
 
You probably should just consider selling all your
welders along with your gun collection and that stupid
vintage Harley-Davidson.
 
Bob got a horrified look on his face.
 
She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"
 
He replied, "There for a minute you were starting to
sound like my ex-wife."
 
"Ex wife!" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD
ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"
 
Bob replied: "I wasn't!"


 


 



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