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A guy is walking along the Strathmore Canal with his dog when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the water.He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever.""Sorry," said the genie, "I'm n...

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One spelling mistake when you’re in a hurry can make life miserable.. Husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his business trip and missed an "e" in the last word. Now he is seeking police protection to enter his own house.... He wrote, "Hi darling, I'm enjoying and experiencing the best time o...

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Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing on-coming traffic. They looked so life like you wouldn't believe it! T...

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The next time you hear a politician use the Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, But one advertising agency did a good job of Putting that figure into some perspective in One of its rel...

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Here are the 5 rules for men to follow for a happy life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan Utah. He died not knowing that someday he would win the "Coolest Headstone" contest. 1. It's important to have a women that helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2....

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Contributed by Parklane : Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men? A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense" The man wa...

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	POM (Preview)	58chev	4	734	Apr 21, 2016 by Slim
	I want to live forever (Preview) A guy is walking along the Strathmore Canal with his dog when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the water.He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever.""Sorry," said the genie, "I'm n...	40bowtie	1	637	Apr 19, 2016 by 1957bowtieblue
	Be Careful what you write (Preview) One spelling mistake when you’re in a hurry can make life miserable.. Husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his business trip and missed an "e" in the last word. Now he is seeking police protection to enter his own house.... He wrote, "Hi darling, I'm enjoying and experiencing the best time o...	58chev	1	743	Apr 19, 2016 by 1957bowtieblue
	Emergency flashers (Preview) Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing on-coming traffic. They looked so life like you wouldn't believe it! T...	admin	3	685	Apr 8, 2016 by admin
	How much is a billion ? (Preview) The next time you hear a politician use the Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, But one advertising agency did a good job of Putting that figure into some perspective in One of its rel...	GMDad	0	595	Apr 8, 2016 by GMDad
	A Cowboy Headstone (Preview) Here are the 5 rules for men to follow for a happy life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan Utah. He died not knowing that someday he would win the "Coolest Headstone" contest. 1. It's important to have a women that helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2....	GMDad	2	721	Apr 8, 2016 by 1957bowtieblue
	Mens earings (Preview) Contributed by Parklane : Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men? A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense" The man wa...	admin	1	469	Apr 7, 2016 by 1957bowtieblue
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