Second  Opinion!

The  doctor said, Fred the good news is I can cure your  headaches.. The bad news is that it will require  castration. 

You have a very rare  condition, which causes your testicles to press on  your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a  headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to  remove the testicles.' 

I was shocked and  depressed. I wondered if I had anything to live for. I  had no choice but to go under the knife. When I left  the hospital, I was without a headache for the first  time in 20 years, but I felt like I was missing an  important part of Myself. As I walked down the street,  I realized that I felt like a different person. I  could make a new beginning and live a new  life. 

I saw a men's clothing store and  thought, 'That's what I need... A new  suit...' 

I entered the shop and told the  salesman, 'I'd like a new suit..' 

The  elderly tailor eyed me briefly and said, 'Let's see...  Size 44 long.' 

I laughed, 'That's right,  how did you know?' 

'Been in the business  60 years!' the tailor said. 

I tried on  the suit it fit perfectly. 

As I, admired  myself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a  new shirt?' 

I thought for a moment and  then said, 'Sure.' 

The salesman eyed me  and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2  neck.' 

I was surprised, 'That's right,  how did you know?' 

'Been in the business  60 years.' 

I tried on the shirt and it  fit perfectly. 

I walked comfortably  around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about  some new underwear?' 

I thought for a  moment and said, 'Sure.' 

The salesman  said, 'Let's see... Size 36. 

I laughed,  'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18  years old.' 

The salesman shook his head,  'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your  testicles up against the base of your spine and give  you one hell of a headache..'






New suit  - $400 
New shirt - $36 
New underwear  - $6 
Second Opinion -  PRICELESS