Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

 

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. 

 

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex 
Anywhere, even in the kitchen.

 

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with
your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have 
Sex only in your bedroom.

 

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This I s when you have been with
your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'Muck you.'

 

The 5th kind of sex is called: Catholic Sex. * Which means you get Nun in
the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

 

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your
Wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

 

And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security 
Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself. 
  
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN. 
I have enough problems of my own!