He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes

                                up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse

                                hovering over him.                               

                                He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident.                               

                                She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her

                                slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."                               

                                Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"

                                THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!