Three male bodies arrive at the morgue with big smiles frozen on their lifeless faces. The detective calls the coroner to ask what happened to the men.
“First body: Guy from Eganville. 60. Died of Congestive Heart Failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Detective”, said the Coroner.
“Second body: Guy from Arnprior. 25. Won one thousand dollars on the slot machines, spent it all on Old Single Malt Scotch Whisky. Died of acute alcohol poisoning. Hence going out with a smile.”
The Detective asked, “What about the third body?”
“Ah,” said the coroner, “This is the most unusual one: Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada, 45. Struck by lightning.”
A guy was working on an assembly line, he tells a lady co-worker that her hair smells nice to-day. So at first break she tells her boss she wants to launch a complaint of sexual harassment against her co-worker The boss tells her you can not charge him with sexual assault for telling you your hair smells good.
