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When you have an ‘I Hate My Job day' [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days] Try this out:

 

Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made 

by Johnson & Johnson.

 

Be very sure you get this brand.

 

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

 

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.

 

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

 

Now the fun part begins.

 

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.

 

You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

 

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."

 

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson 

& Johnson.'

 

HAVE NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A$$ THAN YOURS!

 

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart....

 

Maybe you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson!

 

Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date! 



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GOOD ONE.

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good analogy frank. there are a lot of people out there that live a miserable life.
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-person gets up in the morning and has breakfast sitting across the table from someone they can't stand no more.
-goes to work after a 1/2hr to an hour drive/ride to get there and punch's a card to a job with reasonable wages and benefits but a thankless job they have hated for many years. punch's out 8 hrs later.
-comes home for supper to the same table and sitting there is the same person they couldn't stand at brekky but they are even more miserable after a day at a job they have hated  for the last 20-25-30 years and thinking they are screwed as they are to old to start over now.

-repeat-repeat-repeat------------------repeat

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there are a LOT of people out there that live a similar life to that and i know of some them, a brother comes to mind.  every once in awhile when i am in toronto for whatever reason and i look around at countless 20 to 25 floor apartment buildings or one of those 1000 unit plus turkey box subdivisions that scenario comes to mind and it puts a smile on my face knowing the worst part of my day today is driving in this g-d traffic. there is nobody that is going to get up, every morning, with a big smile and and happy to be there as you are always going to have the odd sh!tty day or 2 but the person who can is a very-very lucky person. 

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- there is very few re-do's and nobody gets out alive.






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