Being nervous, and embarrassed about my up-coming colonoscopy,
on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends inSan Francisco where the beautiful nurses are, allegedly, more gentle and accommodating.
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure, it's quite normal to get an erection,"
the nurse told me.
"I don't have an erection," I replied. "I do", replied the nurse.
Do NOT get a colonoscopy in San Francisco!
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