Trump 
> met with the Queen of England, and he asked her,
> "Your  Majesty,
>   how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any
> tips you
> could give me?"
>
>  
>
>
> "Well," replied the
> Queen, "the most important thing
> is to surround yourself
>   with intelligent people."
>
>
>  
>
>
> Trump frowned,
> and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me
> are really
>   intelligent?"
>
>
>  
>
>
> The
> Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you
> just ask them to answer an
>   intelligent riddle."
>
>
>  
>
>
> The
> Queen pushed
> a button on her intercom. "Please send Theresa May in
> here,
>   would you?"
>
>
>  
>
>
> Theresa May walked into the room
> and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"
>
>
>  
>
>
> The
> Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this, if you
> would, 
>
> Theresa.  Your mother and father have a child. It is
> not your brother 
>
> and it is not your sister.  Who is
> it?"
>
>
>  
>
>
> Without  pausing for
> a moment, Theresa May answered, "That would be
> me."
>
>
>  
>
>
> "Yes! Very good,"
> said the Queen.
>
>
>  
>
>
> Trump
> went back home to ask Mike Pence the same
> question. “ Mike, answer this
>   for me. Your mother and your father have
> a child.It's not your brother and it's not your
> sister. Who is
> it?"
>
>
>  
>
>
> "I'm not sure,"
> said Pence. "Let me get back to you on that one."
>
>
> He
> went to his advisers and asked everyone, but none could give
> him 
>
> an answer.    Finally, Pence ran in to Sarah
> Palin in a restaurant the 
>
> next night. Pence asked, "Sarah, can you answer this
> for me? Your mother and
> father have a child and it's not your brother or your
> sister. Who is it?"
>
>
>  
>
>
> Sarah
> Palin answered right back, "That's easy,
> it's me!"
>
>
>  
>
>
> Pence
> smiled, and said, "Thanks!"
>
>
>  
>
>
> Pence
> then, went back to
> speak with Trump. "Say, I did some research and I have
>   the answer to that
> riddle, it's Sarah Palin!"
>
>
>  
>
>
> Trump
> got up, stomped over to
> Pence,
>   and angrily yelled, "No, you idiot!  
>
>
> It's Theresa May!"
>
>
>  
>
>
> ...AND
> THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON AT THE 
>
> WHITE HOUSE
>
>
>
>