I stopped by the GM Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new Silverado pickup truck.  Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct.
 
The salesman (a man wearing a "Trudeau for change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.  The seats were of particular interest.  He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
 
Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Conservative truck.
 
Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Conservative truck.
 
I explained that if it were a Trudeau truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass all year-round.
 
I had to walk back to the dealership.  Damn guy had no sense of humor.