Kathleen Wynn, Donald Trump, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque..
Next Donald Trump calls the U.S. and talks for 30 minutes.
When he's finished the devil informs him that the cost is
6 million dollars, so Trump writes him a cheque.
Finally Kathleen Wynn gets her turn and calls Ontario for 4 hours.
When she's finished, the devil informed her that there would be
no charge and feel free to call Ontario anytime.
Putin and Trump go ballistic and ask the devil why Kathleen Wynn got to call Ontario free. The devil replied, "Since Kathleen Wynn became Premier of Ontario, the province has gone to hell, so it's a local call."