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Three male bodies arrive at the morgue with big smiles frozen on their lifeless faces. The detective calls the coroner to ask what happened to the men.

 

“First body: Guy from Eganville. 60. Died of Congestive Heart Failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Detective”, said the Coroner.

 

“Second body: Guy from Arnprior. 25. Won one thousand dollars on the slot machines, spent it all on Old Single Malt Scotch Whisky. Died of acute alcohol poisoning. Hence going out with a smile.”

 

The Detective asked, “What about the third body?”

 

“Ah,” said the coroner, “This is the most unusual one: Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada, 45. Struck by lightning.”

 

“Why is he smiling then?” asked the Detective.

 

“He thought someone was taking his picture".

 

 



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A guy was working on an assembly line, he tells a lady co-worker that her hair smells nice to-day.
So at first break she tells her boss she wants to launch a complaint of sexual harassment against her co-worker
The boss tells her you can not charge him with sexual assault for telling you your hair smells good.

She says, But he's a midget !!



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lol, good one guys.

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two guy talking about how fast their cars are third guy says my wife wanted something that goes from 0 - to 225 in 2 seconds so i bought her a scale





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