Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was on an annual visit to a hospital. While he was checking the books, he turned to the executive of the hospital and said “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the middle of the roll ?" "Good question," noted the executive. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll. We recycle whenever possible" "Oh," replied Trudeau , somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, "What about all these coloured casts you dispense. Isn't it rather a waste of money?" "Ah, yes," replied the executive, realising that Trudeau was trying to trap him. "We ask that any patient wishing a coloured cast donates $1 which is far in excess of the 10 cent the colouring actually costs." Trudeau was determined to fluster the know-it-all executive. So he turned to the Head Nurse and asked, "Well, What do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?" "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Head Nurse, "What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the government, and about once a year, at this time, they send us a complete prick."
That is an awesome joke. Me, not a big Trudeau fan either. Never was before he got elected. The pot laws will come back to haunt us in 10 years or so when we find out how bad it is for us.
As I've said before, we should have gotten a hold of Pierre's old man, and castrated him when he was a kid. Would have saved this country all kinds of grief, not to mention money.
But hey, what do I know??
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