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8:00 am:  I made a snowman. 

8:10 -  A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 

8:15 -  So, I made a snow woman.

 

8:17 -  My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 

8:20 -  The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 

8:22 -  The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 

8:25 -  The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 

8:28 -  I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 

8:31 -  The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a  burka. 

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended 

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 

8:45 - TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. 

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be beheaded 

 

There is no moral to this story. 

 



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be careful Frank or you will be in the same basket as Cherry poor bastardsmile.used to be you could open your mouth but no more.I went and locked the door before I laughed



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54vicky wrote:

be careful Frank or you will be in the same basket as Cherry poor bastardsmile.used to be you could open your mouth but no more.I went and locked the door before I laughed


 I'd rather be in a same basket as Cherry, than in a basket with ""   wink



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I'd rather be in a same basket as Cherry,... I second that emotion!!!     DON CHERRY IS A TRUE PATRIOT 

 

tO BAD SOMEWHERE ALONG ALONG THE WAY WE HAVE LET OUR TRADITIONS, CUSTOMS AND CHARACTER BE TAKEN OVER BY A LOT OF IDIOTS POLITICIANS AND PEOPLE WHO WANT TO CHANGE OUR COUNTRY ,OUR SCHOOLS AND RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH.. AND OUR CHRISTIAN FAITH AND HERITAGE .. IF YOU DON'T LOVE THIS COUNTRY PLEASE FEEL FREE TO LEAVE.. AND DON'T LET THE CUSTOMS DOOR HIT YOUR ASS ON THE WAY PAST.. 

I AM NOT EVEN A HOCKEY GUY BUT "I SUPPORT DON CHERRY"  HE IS HOCKEY !!!!! lONG PAST TIME CANADIANS STOOD UP AND TOOK OUR COUNTRY AND TRADITIONS BACK.. 

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND GOD BLESS CANADA I PROUDLY SALUTE THE FLAG AND OUR VETERANS AND PROUDLY WEAR A POPPY IN REMEBERANCE AND GRATITUDE FOR THE RIGHT AND FREEDON TO BE ABLE TO SAY THESE WORDS.. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE 



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admin wrote:

I'd rather be in a same basket as Cherry,... I second that emotion!!!     DON CHERRY IS A TRUE PATRIOT 

 

 

 

tO BAD SOMEWHERE ALONG ALONG THE WAY WE HAVE LET OUR TRADITIONS, CUSTOMS AND CHARACTER BE TAKEN OVER BY A LOT OF IDIOTS POLITICIANS AND PEOPLE WHO WANT TO CHANGE OUR COUNTRY ,OUR SCHOOLS AND RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH.. AND OUR CHRISTIAN FAITH AND HERITAGE .. IF YOU DON'T LOVE THIS COUNTRY PLEASE FEEL FREE TO LEAVE.. AND DON'T LET THE CUSTOMS DOOR HIT YOUR ASS ON THE WAY PAST.. 

I AM NOT EVEN A HOCKEY GUY BUT "I SUPPORT DON CHERRY"  HE IS HOCKEY !!!!! lONG PAST TIME CANADIANS STOOD UP AND TOOK OUR COUNTRY AND TRADITIONS BACK.. 

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND GOD BLESS CANADA I PROUDLY SALUTE THE FLAG AND OUR VETERANS AND PROUDLY WEAR A POPPY IN REMEBERANCE AND GRATITUDE FOR THE RIGHT AND FREEDON TO BE ABLE TO SAY THESE WORDS.. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE 


          Totally agree Too bad we cannot FIRE our Prime Idiot Minister   hmm



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Some years ago I was coaching a ballgame at our Lions Park. Further back in the park, behind the diamond we were playing on a Soccer game ended.

As the folks left the soccer game they wandered toward the food booth( other side of the diamond we were on) and quite a few of them walked right through the outfield while our game proceeded.

I called "Time", the Umpire stopped the game.
I walked over to the nearest of the group sauntering along and said " what's wrong with you people, can't you see there's a game in progress here?"

First thing a guy says to me ...."what do you mean by You People" ?

I reply " You S-o-c-c-e-r People"...

The guy was mulatto and what's the first thing he assumes I mean?....

Azzhat.

But I'm the racist.

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