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Raisin Bread

 

A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant

who liked to wear very short skirts and thong panties.

 

One day a young man enters the store, glances at the shop

assistant and at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing

her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a

brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.

 

The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin

bread located on the very top shelf. The man standing almost directly

be neath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought. When

she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two loaves.

 

As the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the

other male customers notices what's going on and requests his own

loaf of raisin bread. After many trips she is tired and irritated and

begins to wonder, "Why the unusual interest in the raisin bread?"

 

Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the

men standing below. Then, she notices an elderly man standing

amongst the crowd. Thinking that she can save herself another trip,

she yells at the elderly man, "Is it raisin for you too?"

 

"No," he stammers, "But it's quiverin' a little."

 

 

 

- you could make a heck of a funny viagra commercial with that one. lmao

 



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I think I'm there...confuse..cry cry furious all good things come to an end..



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