A Muslim dies and by some clerical error ends up in heaven.
He`s stopped at the Pearly Gates by St-Peter who says sorry, but we don`t allow Muslims into Heaven.
What? Replies the Muslim, and why not?
Well, we just don`t !!
The Muslim complains and carries on until St-Peter gets fed up and says, have you ever done anything good in your life?
Ummm--the Muslim replies. Yes, the other day a lady stopped me on the street collecting for a children`s charity, so I gave her ten dollars.
Last week I donated ten dollars to the Canadian Cancer Society and a couple of weeks ago a tramp asked me if I could spare any money so I gave him my last ten dollars!
All right says St-Peter--wait here and I'll have a quick word with God.
Five minutes later St-Peter returns and says to the Muslim.
Listen, I've spoken with God and he agrees with me---
Here`s your 30 bucks back, now Tuck Off!!
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