Couple were sitting on the front porch after celebrating their 40th anniversary. Husband asks if she ever cheated on him? After a long pause she says only 3 times. When he asks.

Do you remember when we were trying to get some financing for our first house, wasn't going well then it came through?

Guess I can forgive that, it did help a lot. When else?

Do you remember the time you needed a new tractor but the price was more than we could handle. Then the tractor showed up.

That was a long time ago. I can forgive that. And it was a great tractor. The third time?

After a long pause, she says, do you remember the time you ran for mayor and figured you were short 125 votes.