A Japanese lady goes complains to the bank manager about exchange rates. 'Yesterday, i buy Japan dollars, and cost me 14%." Today, I buy, and cost me 15%" "How come difference?"

Manager: " fluctuations"

Lady: " Well fluc you Canadians too"

Wife complained to her husband about her small breasts. He says, "well, every time you go to the bathroom, take some toilet paper, and rub it between your boobs." Wife says, "how is that going to make my boobs bigger??"  Husband says, "well, it worked on your butt didn't it?"