Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.   

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Newfy sausage?" 

The shop assistant asks, 

"Are you from Newfoundland ?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something, “If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? 

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?" 

The shop assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't." 

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Newfy sausage, why did you ask me if I'm from Newfoundland ?" 

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Hardware."