A woman comes home, and tells her husband she had troubleat the store.“I was trying on some new shoes, and the salesman looked up my skirt, right at my pussy, and said, “I’d like to fill that with ice cream and eat every drop of it.”
She then demanded that her husband go right to the store and punch out the salesman.
The husband said, “Three things. First of all, you have no business shopping for new shoes. You have 52 pair of shoes in the closet, and you don’t need any more.
“Second, what do you think you’re doing, going out shopping without any panties on?
“And third, you’re out of your mind if you think I’m going to pick a fight with a guy who can eat four gallons of ice cream.”
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