The very first ever Blond Guy joke..... And well worth the  wait!!!!

 

 

 

 

An  Irishman ,  a  Mexican  and a  Blond  Guy  were doing  construction work on  scaffolding on the 20th floor of a   building.   

They were  eating lunch and  the Irishman  said,  'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get  corned beef  and cabbage one more time for lunch,  I'm going to jump off  this  building.'

The Mexican opened his lunch  box  and  exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get  burritos one  more time I'm going to jump off,  too.' 

The   blond    opened his lunch and   said,  '   Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich  one  more time, I'm jumping  too.' 

The next day, the Irishman  opened his lunch  box, saw corned beef and  cabbage, and jumped to his   death.   


The  Mexican opened his  lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped,   too.

The  blonde guy opened his  lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his  death  as well.   

At  the funeral, the  Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd   known how really tired he was of corned beef and  cabbage, I never  would have given it to him  again!'

The  Mexican's wife also wept  and said, 'I could have given him tacos  or  enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos  so  much.'   

 

(Oh this  is  GOOD!!)?

 

 

 

 Everyone  turned and stared  at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife   said, 


'Don't  look at me. He makes  his own lunch  ..!