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Two stoners are walking along a railroad track, stoned. One stoner says "This is a really long staircase, man!" The other stoner says "I don't mind the stairs, man. It's this crazy low handrail thats killing me."



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You had to be there to understand this one..biggrin biggrin biggrin Is Dave Here ???



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I kept trippin' over the carpet tacks....

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had to read it the 2nd time before i got it, good one. it relates somehow. lol



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You had to be there to understand this one..biggrin biggrin biggrin Is Dave Here ???

 DAVE? Dave's not here.  lol



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shag766 wrote:
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You had to be there to understand this one..biggrin biggrin biggrin Is Dave Here ???

 DAVE? Dave's not here.  lol

 You just gave away your age Rick, lol



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shag766 wrote:
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You had to be there to understand this one..biggrin biggrin biggrin Is Dave Here ???

 DAVE? Dave's not here.  lol

 Dave's right here man LOL



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Hey Man , Open the door it's Dave.. Dave's not here!!! damn those were funny guys..biggrin biggrin



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Matchless wrote:
shag766 wrote:
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You had to be there to understand this one..biggrin biggrin biggrin Is Dave Here ???

 DAVE? Dave's not here.  lol

 You just gave away your age Rick, lol

 yea i guess so but i am starting to feel it and it sucks. lol



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Hey Man , Open the door it's Dave.. Dave's not here!!! damn those were funny guys..biggrin biggrin

 lol  just how funny were they chuck, inquiring minds want to know.  lol



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shag766 wrote:
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shag766 wrote:
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You had to be there to understand this one..biggrin biggrin biggrin Is Dave Here ???

 DAVE? Dave's not here.  lol

 You just gave away your age Rick, lol

 yea i guess so but i am starting to feel it and it sucks. lol

 meebe, but long as we're vertical and ventilating it's all good



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 Cheech " hey, how's my drivin' man?"

Chong " I think we're parked man"..........



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Pedro: Man, what is in this ****, man?

Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.

Pedro: What's Labrador?

Man Stoner: It's dog ****.

Pedro: What?

Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.

Pedro: Yeah?

Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little mother****er ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?

Pedro: You mean we're smokin' dog ****, man?



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fatstax wrote:

Pedro: Man, what is in this ****, man?

Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.

Pedro: What's Labrador?

Man Stoner: It's dog ****.

Pedro: What?

Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.

Pedro: Yeah?

Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little mother****er ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?

Pedro: You mean we're smokin' dog ****, man?

 lol good one stax. i forgot about that part of the skit. lol  i can't imagine why i couldn't remember that, man. lol

the dave's not here and the one where they cross the border from mexico in a divco or bedford van with the walls made of pot and get the nuns busted are true classic's



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I liked the skit of the cop at the door and hearing the toilet flush

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