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 It Pays to Know German
 
 

  
       An Amish farmer  walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with  his hand.
 
         The Amish man shouts:
 "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine  haben in ihm geschissen!"
 
         Which means: "Don't drink  the water, the cows and the pigs have **** in it!"

         The man shouts back: "I'm a  Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish.  Speak English,  infidel!"
 
         The Amish man shouts back in  English:
  
       "Use two hands, you'll get more!" 
             
 
    
 
    
 
    
 



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Should have brought him a pint glass wink



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Always enjoy these morning smiles. Thanks for sharing the humour.

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shag766 wrote:

 

 
 
 It Pays to Know German
 
 

  
       An Amish farmer  walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with  his hand.
 
         The Amish man shouts:
 "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine  haben in ihm geschissen!"
 
         Which means: "Don't drink  the water, the cows and the pigs have **** in it!"

         The man shouts back: "I'm a  Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish.  Speak English,  infidel!"
 
         The Amish man shouts back in  English:
  
       "Use two hands, you'll get more!" 
             
 
    
 
    
 
    
 


 I remember some of them German words my grandparents used,

and a few more     biggrin

 

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