A hillbilly family visiting their cousins in New York City walking around the city eventually found themselves inside a skyscraper. They were amazed by the three story waterfall, the golden chandeliers, the music coming from everywhere, but especially by two big shiny, silver doors that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked his father, "What be that there pa?"

The Father replied, "Son I ain't never seen anythin like that in all ma born days!"

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, a very old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving doors and pressed a button. The doors opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The doors closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10.

They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1.

The doors opened up again and a beautiful young woman stepped out.

When he saw this, the father leaned over and whispered, "Son, go git yer Ma!"