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shag766


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Perks of reaching 60 or being over 70 and heading towards 80!

 

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

 

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

 

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

 

4. People call at 8 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"

 

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

 

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

 

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

 

8. You can eat supper at 5 PM .

 

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

 

10. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

 

11. You can't remember who sent you this list.

 

12. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

 


Forward this to everyone you can remember right now!

 

 

 

And remember, Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night!

 

 

 

 


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I was going to send it but I forgot who, I was going to send what too...!!!!  biggrin biggrin biggrin

If we didn't have some humor life would pretty chity.. 



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