An oldie, but with more details on the specifications than the original email ...
Designed for women, but certainly not intended for men hahahahahahaha
Subject:FW: New For 2018 - But Will It Sell?
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'.
It comes inpink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it
Rumor has it though,that it leaks transmission fluid once a month,and can be a real bitch to start in the morning!
Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own,
but very costly to maintain,
and horribly expensive to get rid of.
Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel,and the curb weight usually increases with age.
Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases as mileage increases.
This model is not expected to reach collector status.
Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.
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