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Subject: Something to ponder
 

 
I recently had to choose a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age. (I am almost seventy).

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking her, 'Do you think I'll live to be 85?'

She asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

 Then she asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

 She asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said.........

 She looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a sh!t?


 
 

 



-- Edited by shag766 on Tuesday 31st of October 2017 07:32:40 AM

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Exactly!



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