A foursome of guys were waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women were hitting from the women's tee.

It was a fine summer day and the ladies were not rushing.

When the final woman had her ball teed up she hacked it about ten feet.  Calmly, she walked over to it and addressed it again.  This time she whiffed it completely  Taking a third try at it she hacked it another ten feet and finally on her fourth swing she whacked it an additional five feet.

At this point she looked up at the men who were patiently waiting and said apologetically,

"I guess all those ****ing lessons I took over the winter didn't help at all."

To which one of the men immediately responded, "Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!"

He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 66...