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The Geography of a Woman

 


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa.

Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

 

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe.

Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

 

 


Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain.

Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

 


Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece.

Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

 

 


Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain.
With a glorious and all conquering past.

 


Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel.

Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

 


Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada.
Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

 

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. 

An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

 


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

 

 

 

Between 1 and 80, a man is like North Korea and the United States

Ruled by a pair of nuts.

 

 

 THE END.

 



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wow, this was not very interesting until the last line. funny now though.

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