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FARTING IN TIFFANY'S
 
A LADY WALKED INTO TIFFANY'S …
 
SHE LOOKED AROUND, SPOTTED A BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND BRACELET AND WALKED OVER TO INSPECT IT...
  
AS SHE BENT OVER TO LOOK MORE CLOSELY, SHE UNEXPECTEDLY FARTED...
  
VERY EMBARRASSED, SHE LOOKED AROUND NERVOUSLY TO SEE IF ANYONE HAD NOTICED HER LITTLE WOOPSIE AND PRAYED THAT A SALESPERSON WAS NOWHERE NEAR...
  
AS SHE TURNED AROUND, HER WORST NIGHTMARE MATERIALISED IN THE FORM OF A SALESMAN STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HER...
  
HE WAS GOOD LOOKING AS WELL. .. COOL AS A CUCUMBER, HE DISPLAYED ALL OF THE QUALITIES ONE WOULD EXPECT OF A PROFESSIONAL IN A STORE LIKE TIFFANY'S...
  
HE POLITELY GREETED THE LADY WITH,
 
'GOOD DAY, MADAM ... HOW MAY WE HELP YOU TODAY???
  
BLUSHING AND UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT STILL HOPING THAT THE SALESMAN HAD SOMEHOW MISSED HER LITTLE 'INCIDENT', SHE ASKED,
 
'SIR, WHAT IS THE PRICE OF THIS LOVELY BRACELET?'
  
HE ANSWERED,
 
"MADAM... IF YOU FARTED JUST LOOKING AT IT – YOU'RE GOING TO SH!T YOURSELF WHEN I TELL YOU THE PRICE..."
 
 
 
 


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