The Lady Golfer

A father, son and grandson went to the country club for their weekly round of golf.

Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful young blonde woman carrying

Her bag of clubs approached them.   

She explained that the member who brought her to the  club for a round of golf had

An emergency that called him away and asked the trio whether she could join them. 

Naturally, the guys all agreed.

Smiling,  the blonde thanked them and said, "Look, fellows, I work in a topless

Bar as a dancer, so nothing shocks me anymore. If any of you want to smoke

Cigars, have a beer, bet, swear, tell off-color stories or do anything that you

Normally do when playing a round together, go ahead. But, I enjoy playing golf,

Consider myself pretty good at it, so don't try to coach me on how to play my shots." 

With that the guys agreed to relax and invited her to  drive first. 

All eyes were fastened on her shapely behind as she  bent to place her ball on the tee.

She then took her driver and hit the ball 270 yards down the middle, right in front of the green. 

The father's mouth was agape. "That was beautiful," he   said. 

The blonde put her driver away and said, "I really didn't get into it, and I faded it a little."

After the three guys hit their drives and their second  shots, the blonde took

Out an eight iron and lofted the ball within five feet of the hole.

The son said, "Damn, lady, you played that perfectly."

The blonde frowned and said, "It was a little weak,  but even an easy seven would

Have been too much club. I've left a tricky little putt." She then tapped in the five-footer for a birdie. 

Having the honors, she drove first on the second hole,  knocked the heck out of the

Ball, and it landed nearly 300 yards away smack in the middle of the fairway. 

For the rest of the round the statuesque blonde  continued to amaze the guys, quietly

And methodically shooting for par or less on every hole. 

When they arrived at the 18th green, the blonde was three under par, and had a

Very nasty 12-foot putt on an undulating green for a par.

She turned to the three guys and said, "I really want  to thank you all for not acting

Like a bunch of chauvinists and telling me what club to use or how to play a shot, but I

Need this putt for a 69 and I'd really like to break 70 on this course. 

If any one of you can tell me how to make par on this hole I'll take him back to my

Apartment, pour some 35-year-old Single Malt Strathmill Scotch in him, fix him a

Steak dinner and then show him a very good time the rest of the night."

The yuppie son jumped at the thought! He strolled  across the green, carefully eyeing

The line of the putt and finally said, "Honey, aim about 6 inches to the right of the

Hole and hit it firm. It will get over that little hump and break right into the cup." 

The father knelt down and sighted the putt using his  putter as a plumb. "Don't listen

To the kid, darling', you want to hit it softly 10 inches to the right and let it run left

Down that little hogback, so it falls into the cup." 

The old gray-haired grandfather walked over to the   blonde's ball, picked it up

And handed it to her and said, "That's a gimme, sweetheart." 

The blonde smiled and said, "Your car or mine?"       

REMEMBER . . . OLD AGE AND TREACHERY WILL OVERCOME YOUTH AND SKILL EVERY TIME