A MALE FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, 

"Will you marry me?"

The Princess immediately said, "No!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles

and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished 

and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age 

and drank whiskey and beer and never heard bitching 

and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and 

kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and 

blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work, 

and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell, 

and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.


The End

Told you it was a Fairy Tale