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I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend this morning who  called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

 




We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.



I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".



"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.



"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."



She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".



"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"



She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.



She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.




Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

 

 

 




So I told her to **** off.



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LOL.........

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Very good. Made me laugh.

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ROTF.......

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good one, lol

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