So, I was walking through Chicago and I saw that there was a “Muslim Book Store.” I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in.

 

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me.

 

I imagine I didn’t look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump’s book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?”

 

The clerk said, “**** off, get out and stay out!”

 

I said, “Yes, that’s the one. Do you have it in paperback?”